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December 29, 2012

No rike Chinese?

Filed under: Misc — Freddie Keel @ 6:51 am

No Rike Chinese….


An Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese.
It’s the first time they’ve flown together and an awkward silence between the two seemed to indicate a mutual dislike.Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot,
leans back in his seat, and mutters, ‘I don’t like Chinese.’No rike Chinese?’ asks the co-pilot, ‘why not?”You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that’s why!”No, no’, the co-pilot protests, ‘Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese,

not Chinese.’‘Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese …doesn’t matter, you’re all alike!’There’s a few minutes of silence.’I no rike Jews!’ the co-pilot suddenly announces.

‘Oh yeah, why not?’ asks the captain.

‘Jews sink Titanic!’ says the co-pilot.

‘What? You’re insane! Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!’ exclaims the captain,

‘It was an iceberg!’‘Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, …no mattah …your all the same.’

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