Tadpole's Outdoor Blog

March 31, 2010

frum Sabine County

Filed under: Misc — Freddie Keel @ 7:33 pm

A group of  Sabine County friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.

That night, John Booker returned alone, staggering under the

weight of an twelve-point 200 pound buck. “Where’s Ken Rams?” the others asked.

“Ken had a stroke of some kind.  He’s a couple of miles back up the
trail,” the John replied.

“You left Ken Rams laying out there and carried the deer back?” they inquired.

“A tough call,”   nodded Mr. Booker. “But I figured no one is gonna steal Ken Rams!”

Clyde Brewer was overheard saying, “When the end of the world comes, I hope to
When asked why, he said, “because everything happens in HEMPHILL  20 years
later than in the rest of the civilized world.


Clyde Brewer from HEMPHILL came running into the store and said to his
buddy, “Tadpole, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!”

Tadpole replied, “Did you see who it was?”

The Clyde answered, “I couldn’t tell, but I got the license number.”

Clyde Brewer frum MILAM had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road,
and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind

it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he

drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the Clyde what the problem was.

Clyde replied, “I have a flat tire.”

The passerby asked, “But what’s with the flowers?”

Clyde  responded, “When you break down they tell you to put flares in the
front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither.”


A Texas State trooper pulled over John Toner’s pickup on Hwy 103.  The trooper asked,
“Got any ID?”

Toner replied, “Bout whut?”


The Sheriff pulled up next to John Toner unloading garbage out of his pick-up
into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, “John, why are you dumping garbage in the
ditch? Don’t you see that sign right over your head?”

“Yep”, he replied.  “That’s why I dumpin it here, cause it says: ‘Fine For
Dumping Garbage’.”

You can say what you want about Sabine County,
But you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North.

Cause HEMPHILL ain’t on no map and no one knows which road leads out.

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